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Welcome to Upper Crust Films. We make the pie in the face slapstick series " GUYS AND PIES" Full of funny pie fights and good-looking men getting messy in all kind of fun videos. SCROLL DOWN FOR NEWEST VIDEOS! |
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GUYS AND PIES 1 3 fun scenes. 1 Sexy hunk wants to be on a new reality model show but does he have what it takes? He put through his paces with different outfits as well as pies, water and gunge . 2 Keifer, a buff jock, is on the new game show `Moment Of Honesty` He tells the truth he wins money. He lies and he gets pied. Will David tell the truth or will he get very very messy?
3Chris, a well dressed man in shirt and tie, has no sense of humor but would like to learn to be funny. Our humor instructor teaches him to be funny using many pies and water. Will he be funny or just messy?
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Guys and Pies 2 We have 2 scenes plus raw footage in this episode 1 Roommates Mike and Jeff try to prove who’s crazier by striping to their underwear and pieing and pouring chocolate sauce on themselves.
2 Adam wants to be in the best frat on campus but to do that he has to go through a very messy initiation. The poor guys ends up pied, tied down to a chair and gu8nges and hosed down in his clothes. Will he get in?
3 RAW ONLY. This does not include the edited finished video. It does have BOTH scenes and a bunch of pie hits that didn’t make it to the video. This one has EVEY pie in the face plus all the gunge and wet fun
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The Beach
This is our wet look video with just a little bit of mess. Ben and Adam are hanging at the beach trying to get stoned with a whipped cream can when they get into a whipped cream fight. Once the cans are empty and the guys are messy they jump fully clothed into the ocean to clean off. |
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Guys and Pies 3 We have 2 scenes plus raw footage in this episode 1 Adam has lost a bet and now must do what ever Ben wants and Ben wants to humiliate Adam! How? Well there are pies, water, whipped cream, chocolate sauce and a thong involved. EXTRA scene of Adam getting hosed off in thong after.
2 Sean’s a soccer jock who`s been losing so the coach has a special training for him. Is he fast enough to avoid the pies coming at him? Will he get congrats gunge over his head or bucket of shaving cream? EXTRA scene being hosed in clothes after the mess
3 We have the RAW FOOTAGE only. All unedited and you get all the pies shots including some that didn't make it in the final film.
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Guys and Pies 4 We have 2 scenes plus raw footage in this episode 1 THE SECRET CLUB Stan wants to get into the secret club his pal Wally belongs to but he has to be put to the test first. What kind of test? Well first he gets tied, pied, gunged, covered in shaving cream and hosed off with water. Does he then get into the club or just really messy. EXTRA scene of STAN getting hosed off in Clothes after.
2 THE YOUTUBE STAR Gene is a cute star on youtube and a bit of a jerk. His fellow actor Lance gives Gene what he deserves using pies, gunge, shaving cream, green slime and buckets of water. Does Gene get his just deserts? EXTRA scene being hosed in clothes after the mess
3 RAW FOOTAGE RAW UEDITED FOOTAGE OF BOTH SCENES. This has the pies in the faces that didn’t make it in the edited version. We shoot each pie twice, close and far, only one version gets used. Raw version has twice as many pies.
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Guys and Pies 4 EXTRA Sneak Peek Behind the Scenes A documentary we shot in between shots last shoot. I get so many emails asking how I make our pies and Simon walks you through it. Then he becomes the target as we test them out!
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GUYS AND PIES 5 We only have one buts it's a Doozy! One guy and many pies, pudding, Cake batter and water!!This is by far the messiest one we've ever done! Karma William`s a businessman who will do anything to make a buck and doesn`t care who gets hurt. He doesn`t believe in karma but hes about to find out karma believes in him as he gets pied, gunged and wet and gets his just deserts in a very messy way!
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GUYS AND PIES 6 Clash Of The Pie Tins! Two greek gods, Ares and Hermes, have brought pies as a tribute to Zeus but who does Zeus favor more? The pies get thrown and the gunge dumped as these toga clad gods go at it! Some really great pie shots in this one and two really hot and very funny guys
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GUYS AND PIES 6 Pieovision We here at Upppercrust have come up with Pieovison! You can now pie us from your very own living room. We have our old pal Sebastian back to show you how it works but beware because we can also throw pies back through the screen! ! Also includes clips from the Slapstick Mayhem series!
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GUYS AND PIES 7 The Lesson Shawn teachs the new guy how to throwa pie by using a a home viewer. This mystery guy gets pie after pie thrown at him she Shawn teachs Jack gow to do it. Will he get back at the guys? Our first 3 guy scene and 26 pies!! Mystery guy is a mystery cause you never see his complete clean face ! !
The Real Tarzan The King Of The Apes clears up all the myths the movies have started about him. Like how he takes care of his hair, eggs and beer, and what really happens when he does his jungle yells. Heres a hint. Its not animals that come to him when he yells. Its something a bit messier!
The Lesson and Tarzan RAW Both edited scenes plus all the pie shots we didn`t use in the edited version. We shoot the main pie in the face shots twice. Once in close up and once in medium shot. When I edit I a use a bit of both. With this version you see the raw footage and every single pie splat. Warning though, this is a big file and will take a few hours to download depending on your connection but if you like multiple pies this will be for you!
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GUYS AND PIES 8 The Boxer vs The Pie Rocko's trying to psych himself up for his next big fight. He got creamed last time and he just has to win the championship! Once the sparring partner shows up the fight..pie fight that is..begins! Watch as these two hot boxers go at it with 26 pies and buckets of gunge! Its the pie fight of the century! !
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GUYS AND PIES 8 To Pie Or Not To Pie... Kyle is a trained actor and wants to bring class to our messy films. Of course we are going to bring messy to this classy guy as he tries to get through a Shakespearian monologue. 18 pies fly as well as buckets of gunge and panstings!
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GUYS AND PIES 9 Surviving The Pies Josh is making an audition tape for his favorite show Survivor. This obnoxious, arrogant stud wants to show that he can take anything thrown at him. But is he ready for what we throw at him??? Many pies, green slime and gunge! Even his feet get pied! Plus the return of our most popular model "The Frat Guy"
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Best of The Wet Scenes I've gotten a bunch of emails the last few months asking for a best of video with only the wet scenes and I've finally gotten around to making it! 29 minutes of guys showering clothed, hosed off in their underwear and having buckets of water thrown at them! If you like wet instead of messy this is for you!
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The Trainer and Lifestyles Of The Pied And Slimed This month we have both scenes in just one video plus raw footage. First up is The Trainer. An obnoxious trainer gets pleasure in turturing his clients but he doesn't what hes in for when he torture a clown. The guy gets pantsed,pied from his feet to the top of his head and even gets pushed in a cake! In Lifestyle Of The Pied And Slimed a greedy CEO gets his just desserts with many pies and gunge. This is what you've wanted to do to all those fatcats in suits!
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The Gunge Video This ones a bit difernt. Its just a guy in a swim suit, the frat guy, 3 real pies, 2 buckets of cake batter, big bowl of chocolate cream and some coco powder. Thats it. He pours it all over including down his shorts. Front and back and smears it on his legs and feet. even shamppos his hair with cake batter.So if that’s what you like you’ll love this video.
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The Guys and Pies 11 Revenge On Cupid And Pieover This month we have both scenes in just one video . First up we have Revenge On Cupid. Cupid has arrived to get the worship he feels he deserves from al the gods on St Valentines day. One by one the holiday gods give this arrogant cupid what he deserves!! Lets just say it involves lots of pies and a few buckets of gunge!!
In Pieover a handsome stud gets the make over of his life. He finds out that a pie can be used for many things. To put rosy glow in cheeks, to bulk up and to , well, get extremely messy in this funny slapstick filled makeover!
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The Guys and Pies 12 One Year Anniversary video And Pieback This month we have both scenes in just one video plus the raw pie shots. First up we have our One Year Anniversary Video. We have an arrogant preening host in a suit whos going to introduce scenes from past videos but the clips arent working so of course we have to get out the pies and recreate the scenes for him! This one has many pies, 3 bucket of gunge, a bucket of water, bucket of shaving cream, whipped cream and chocolate sauce.
Then we have Pieback! The actor who stayed clean in the last video brags about how he got to throw the pies and not get messy but as you all know no one escapes the pies and gunge!! More pies, 2 gungeings, bucket of water and bucket of shaving cream!
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The Guys and Pies 14 Slap And Sticks Birthday Show Slap and Stick are 2 clowns who are here to make you laugh with corny jokes and if you don`t laugh they have to get a pie in the face in creative ways! We have comic routines, pies to the face, eggs on the head and even a pansting! !
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The Guys and Pies 15 KARMA 2 Our very first sequel! If you liked the first Karma you’re going to LOVE Karma 2!! Longer, funnier and messier! We catch up to our nasty CEO to see if he's still being good and of course we find him back to his old awful ways. So Karma comes and pies him in face! Many pies, gunge to head as well down the pants, milk on the head, a wedgie, green slime and a pantsing! Plus a pool with some pudding in it for a finale! Believe me your going to want to see this one!!
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The Guys and Pies 16 Models P.I.E.D 2 hot male models get into a tit for tat messy fight. These guys go through the slapstick ringer with pies, gunge on the head and down the pants, shaving cream, hosing off in clothes and in underwear, pantsing, clothes ripping, pie sitting and wedgies! We also have a RAW version with 6 extra pies that didn't make it into the edited version!
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The Guys and Pies 17 The Method Pie We had some down time during the last video shoot and this pretentious arrogant actor started complain. He went on and on about it and we decided to take him down a peg or 2 with some big creamy pies!!
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The Chef Tylers a chef with a TV show and a klutzy assistant, Jason. Watch as Tyler tries to bake a pie and Jason screws it up in messy ways. Eggs, whipped cream, batter and milk on the head and of course a bunch of pies finishing with an all out food fight Includes the hosing off as well as behind the scenes of the guys rehearsing.
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Guys and Pies 17 Pies Up!! What happens when 2 hot surfers get into a fight in front of a table of pies? Do you even have to ask? Lots of pies thrown, gunge dumped and slapstick comedy!
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Guys and Pies 18 Trivia Time and Face Of Cakes Two guys in two very messy funny scenes. In Trivia Time we have 2 handsome guys, 15 pies, three buckets of gunge in a messy trivia game show!! Answer right you pie your opponent but answer wrong and you get pied! These guys have a great time messing each other up as the game goes on!
In Face Of Cakes we have 2 rival bakers show up to have their cakes judged for a food show at the same time. So we have 4 cakes and two angry bakers. Guess what happens next? Yup a big messy cake fight!!
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Guys and Pies 19 The Doctor is Pied and The Actor is Pied We have two of our most requested models back plus a new model!! First up is The Doctor Is Pied. Ethan shows up for his physical and is greeted by the doc’s son who would like to be a doctor. He gives poor Ethan the silliest messiest physical you've ever seen before Ethan turns the tables on him!
Then we have The Actor Is Pied The blonde actor from Pies Up is back and all the sales of his video has gone right to his head. We show him what happens to an actor with a big a big ego. We stop pies with that big head!!
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Guys and Pies 20 Next Model Pied We take a cocky rocker type model and put him through his paces with 18 pies, 2 buckets of slime and a bucket of water plus a freezing hose off afterwards! See if this guy can take it!
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Guys and Pies 21 The Commercial An arrogant actor is trying to shoot a commercial and thinks the script is a bit dull so we liven things up with pies, gunge, water and many bonks to his head. Unfortunately for him we do many takes. Can this guy handle what we put him through? Download the video and find out
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Guys and Pies 22 The Pie Pledge and Loosen Up With Pies Two of our funniest scenes with Two of our hottest actors! Twenty Four Pies and four buckets of gunge! In Loosen Up With Pies we have 2 actors rehearsing a dramatic scene. One of the actors thinks it should be a comedy and the other doesnt. That’s when the pies fly. Then we have The Pie Pledge. A college guy thinks he’s pledging a regular frat but this ones a bit different as he finds out after many pies and buckets of gunge. You can find more info about these funny slapstick videos at
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The Guys and Pies 23 The Interrogation and The Reality Audition Plus and extra video Tax day That’s right this month we have three videos! That’s what happens when you buy to many pies! First up we have The Interrogation. A guy wakes up tied to a chair and endures the messiest wackiest interrogation with pies and gunge. Then we have The Reality Audition. A guy is convinced to do an audition tape for a reality show , or so he thinks, and does many messy stunts involving 10 pies, bucket of gunge, bowl of pudding and some whipped cream and strawberry sauce. Then we have Tax day where we get to do what we'd love to do to the tax guy. Throw a few pies.
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Guys and Pies 24 Three videos and our very first coed scene! So You Think You Can Pie What happens when 2 dancers, one Ballet and the other more modern, show up to audition for a dance show? Well let’s just say it involves 15 pies! No gunge but big messy pies are thrown by these 2 shirtless guys.
Slapstick lesson The actor from The Trainer and Anniversary video is back to show our newbie the art of slapstick. He starts with a little physical comedy, then pies and gunge time. This one features 2 buckets of gunge and many pies as they practice the art of throwing the pies on each other
Then we have the Coed video! Pie Liberation! What would happen in those old Benny Hill shows if the cute girl in the bikini catches the guy after the fast motion chase? Well we answer that question when Cindy wears her new bikini to get the mail and gets pinched by a creep in a shirt and tie. After the chase she ties him up and the fun begins with lots of pies, gunge, pudding, and whipped cream. She mess the hell out of him but he gets back at her in the end with a couple of pies.
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Guys and Pies 25 Three videos and 4 actors! Pie Noon Bart, a cowboy, tries to rob a man with a pie as his only weapon. He pies the guy several times then finds out the guy hes robbing is a baker with endless supplies of pies and gunge! The baker then turns the table on Bart with pies, gunge and a pantsing.
All About Pies Lukes an obnoxious actor who gets a very messy pre audition coaching session from a trainer. Or is it his trainer? Lots of buckets of water, gunge and pies for both actors.
Not Another messy Model Video A muscular handsome arrogant model thinks he’s the hottest guy on earth so we cool him off with a bucket of water, gunge and many pies.
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Guys and Pies 25 extra! How To Pie Two of our actors are discussing the messy scenes they just shot
when the third actor shows up for his scene. The newbie is given a thorough
lesson in pieing as they pie one of the actors over and over. Soon he turns the
tables and It turns into a free for all!
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Guys and Pies 26 ! Three videos with 4 actors and over 40 pies!! Pie Fight Training A
boxer, Bugsy, is being trained for the big fight by his trainer, Malone. Of
course we mean the big pie fight!! Bugsy takes a bunch of pies to the face and
gunge before he ends up using Malone as a sparring partner and knocks him out!
The messiest knockout countdown to ten you've ever seen!
The Pie Treatment What
happens when a cocky oil executive wants a high end spa treatment? He gets the
pie treatment! Pies, gunge, molasses and a hair full of whipped cream revenge!!
Our
homage to the stooges. 3 guys are
ordered by the boss to arrange pies . Of course with these three the pies end
up being thrown! Three way pie fight
with strawberry syrup, milk, colored gunge and many pies. Plus the bosss gets
it! So our first 4 guys scene!
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Guys and Pies 27 !
Date With A pie 2 well dressed guys show up to celebrate a girls birthday. Guess what happens next? One dude gets tied to a chair and then pied slimed and caked and the other gets mud smeared over his new shirt as well as pies and gunge then they both end up wrestling in the mess!!
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